There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
(Source: strengthissexy, via s7aff)
tumblr:
a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else
wizard-demigod-marbles-tribute:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
IM A TUMBLRITE AND IM PROUD
(via myfallentheory)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me:
Hello?
Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
Me:
I have no mother.
Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
Me:
Yeah, which one?
Her:
Which one is home?
Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her:
So who's Antonio?
Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me:
I never said that.
Her:
Yes, yes you did!
Me:
No I didn't.
Her:
Y-yes! You did!
Me:
Did what?
Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
